You have no idea how often I hear that. Every time I walk down the street, people are hailing me.
Hail me and my stupid staying in ALL weekend AND having insomnia and still being awake at 5:30 a.m.
Hail you and Erin and that Gregg guy for being better company than the douchebags in Korea.
And hail your wife for not minding your lustful nature. Although she has nothing to worry about- I'm much more into men who are emotionally unavailable, unable to commit, have major issues with women, and don't shower on a regular basis.
These are the stories of my life in Two Rivers, Wisconsin. The names have not been changed. My focus will be on all the classmates and teachers I encountered over the years. To the best of my knowledge, everything I write here is true. However I admit that some things may not be. If I have another source, I will do my best to name that source. However, secondhand information is not always accurate. If I've made a mistake, please tell me.
I never considered myself to be a true member of Washington High School's class of 1989. But I was, in name only.
I mean no malice or carry no grudges to anyone I write about. This blog is for me and me alone. These are my opinions. They may not be facts. However, I will never knowingly post something that is false. This is my point of view of my former classmates.
On the off chance that anyone I write about happens to see any of this, and are offended, dont be! These are simply my opinions based on experiences from many years ago. My opinions are not a reflection on who you are now or who you were then. Besides, people can change. The pricks of yesteryear may be the saints of today - and vice versa.
Welcome to my mind.
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You have no idea how often I hear that. Every time I walk down the street, people are hailing me.
Hail me and my stupid staying in ALL weekend AND having insomnia and still being awake at 5:30 a.m.
Hail you and Erin and that Gregg guy for being better company than the douchebags in Korea.
And hail your wife for not minding your lustful nature. Although she has nothing to worry about- I'm much more into men who are emotionally unavailable, unable to commit, have major issues with women, and don't shower on a regular basis.
I guess I should stop showering.
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